Dating Terms Inspired by Catfishing
Sara K. Runnels
"Catfishing" is when an online romantic interest turns out to be someone else—your classic bait and switch. Here are some more aquatic-wildlife-inspired dating terms to keep in mind when meeting someone new.
When your date has star quality but is really a brainless, opportunistic bottom feeder.
When you use a date as bait to get the attention of a better date.
When someone is dating eight people at once.
When a date is mild, white, and forgettable.
When a date takes things so slowly that you wonder if they’re dead.
1. When your date is mostly toxic.
2. When you puff up under date-induced duress.
When you flush memories of a bad date down the toilet.
When you feel an immediate spark, but it’s not mutual.
1. When a date has jaw-dropping features.
2. When you’re missing a limb after a date.
When a date makes it clear that you’re getting some tail tonight.
When a date pairs perfectly with white wine.
When there’s no hope of your date being a good kisser.