*HOMOGRAPHS**:** are words of like spelling but with more than one
meaning. *

*A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a **HETERONYM *

*(You think English is easy? I think a retired English teacher was
bored...THIS IS GREAT! This took a lot of work to put together.)*

1) The bandage was *wound *around the *wound.*
2) The farm was used to *produce produce*.
3) The dump was so full that it had to *refuse *more *refuse*.
4) We must *polish *the *Polish *furniture...
5) He could *lead *if he would get the *lead *out.
6) The soldier decided to *desert *his dessert in the *desert...*
7) Since there is no time like the *present*, he thought it was time
to *present
*the *present.*
8) A *bass *was painted on the head of the *bass *drum.
9) When shot at, the *dove dove *into the bushes.
10) I did not *object *to the *object.*
11) The insurance was *invalid *for the *invalid.*
12) There was a *row *among the oarsmen about how to *row*.
13) They were too *close *to the door to *close *it.
14) The buck *does *funny things when the *does *are present.
15) A seamstress and a *sewer *fell down into a *sewer *line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his *sow *to *sow.*
17) The *wind *was too strong to *wind *the sail.
18) Upon seeing the *tear *in the painting I shed a *tear...*
19) I had to *subject *the *subject *to a series of tests.
20) How can I *intimate *this to my most *intimate *friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English
for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can
work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig...

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese; so one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English
speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what
language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck
and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down; in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when lights are out,
they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with ‘quick


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-
letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP.

Hat Tip Pete, A Classic Kiwi Hunting Shooting Fishing Kiwi Kinda Bloke